Authentic Newspaper Gibberish

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Head honcho of Reuters on Rupert Murdoch’s decision to charge for access to his papers’ websites:

Reader habits are changing and vertically curated views need to be meshed with horizontal read-around ones.

Sounds to me like he’s got the hathimlimmer all balled up and wrapped around the kroger-kruger.

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8 Responses to “Authentic Newspaper Gibberish”

  1. ME Says:

    I didn’t get a “harrumph!” outta that guy…

  2. urbino Says:

    Say “meeting adjourned.”

  3. ME Says:

    It is?

  4. urbino Says:

    No, you say that.

  5. urbino Says:

    (Sorry I missed my cue. Long bike ride.)

  6. Terry A. Says:

    Hush, Harriet. That’s a sure way to get him killed!

  7. ME Says:

    My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.

  8. Terry A. Says:

    Ditto.

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