Today’s winner is somebody named Jim Prevor, who writes thusly of Sarah Palin for the Weekly Neocon Standard:
Second, we don’t know what she will do in the private sector. Will she write a thoughtful book? Become a syndicated columnist whose ideas make her a “must read” for everyone? Will she found an important new think tank? An important journal?
If the English language had a punctuation mark that signified “cackle,” 8th grade English teachers would use the paragraph above to teach kids when to use it. Probably they should even put 2 on that last one. I mean, that paragraph started funny, but then it just kept getting funnier.
Jim Prevor, whoever you are, I salute you. You should take that stuff on the road.
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July 7, 2009 at 9:16 pm |
Are you sure you weren’t reading THE ONION?
July 7, 2009 at 9:19 pm |
Can’t say I know for sure, as I got it from Sullivan. But his link is to the WS website, so…
July 8, 2009 at 8:50 am |
“Well, let’s see. There’s ― of course in the great history of America there have been rulings that there’s never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again, like Roe v. Wade, where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but…”
Gold, I tell ya. Gold.
July 8, 2009 at 1:15 pm |
Somebody — with more time and energy than me — should post a series of unattributed statements by Palin and assorted beauty pageant contestants, and see if anybody can pick out which are which.