Deep Stupid

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Today’s winner is every conservative who’s peddling the theory that James von Brunn, the white-supremacist gun nut who killed a black security guard at the Holocaust Museum yesterday, is not a right-wing extremist but, in fact, a left-wing extremist.

I mean, my God, why bother using words at all?  Let’s go back to drawing pictures on cave walls and grunting.

This isn’t just deep stupid, it’s malignant stupid, as in “malignant cancer”: it aggressively spreads itself.  It’s absolute stupid, as in “absolute zero”: the point at which all cognitive function stops.  Or if it’s not absolute stupid, it’s at least a Bose-Einstein condensate of stupid: a state of intelligence in which all meanings converge into a single quantum state and reach superfluidity, rendering them all both interchangeable and uncontainable, and slowing cognition to a crawl.

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2 Responses to “Deep Stupid”

  1. jazzbumpa Says:

    I have to admit, I never, ever, ever thought I would encounter the phrase “Bose-Einstein condensate of stupid.”

    That’s, like, really smart.

    Really.

    Oh, and an excellent rant, too.

    But, it you think about it, aren’t all the DEEP STUPID entries characterized by some level of malignancy?

  2. urbino Says:

    Some level. But most of them not nearly as much as this one, it seems to me.

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