Don’t Stop Reading Just Yet!


Desperate Houseflies: The Magazine is undergoing some big changes!

Three of our original cast members are moving on to bigger and better things, and we’re negotiating with three replacements.

* We are sad to see Juvenal Urbino move on. I am in particular. I am excited, however, that we do have a liberal voice coming in to fill the void he leaves behind.

* We are sad to see the artist formerly known as Wednesday Housefly move on as well. Since Dave Barry is unavailable, we’re having to scrap the humor column. Instead, we’re excited about a replacement that will be writing on “health.”

* We are sad to see Coolhand move on, too. We are even MORE saddened to realize that, as for now, I am replacing him. The good news is that we have two leads on “religion” columnists that will be infinitely better than me.

Keep checking back every day. Changes are on the way…

Al Sturgeon


8 Responses to “Don’t Stop Reading Just Yet!”

  1. Joe Longhorn Says:

    Change? We fear change.
    Bring on the change, but I’m keeping the creepy Longhorn.

  2. Whitney Says:

    Please make him get rid of the creepy cow.

  3. Joe Longhorn Says:


  4. Michael Lasley Says:

    Creepy, though, very creepy. Cow or not. Mikey

  5. Al Sturgeon Says:

    Okay, things are changing even more quickly than I anticipated. Now DeJon is switching from “news” to “sports,” but keeping his day as Saturday.

    I’ll keep posting a religion article on Sundays until we hear back from my potential replacements there.

    I’m planning on beginning a new topic on either Thursday or Friday of next week. I’ve got lots of ideas, but no good ones just yet!

  6. Al Sturgeon Says:

    Okay, I had to counter the cow with a pig!

  7. Al Sturgeon Says:

    I’m wondering if Joe happened to watch the Cards/Astros game last night.

    I’m just wondering how it turned out?

  8. JD Says:


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